Technology.... and a hint of the Ridiculous

I went away, I hid my phone (we have been broken into before). 

I came home, I can't find my phone.  

Am I the only person who thinks they are so smart but really are not?

Now, I have a new fancy phone. Fine. Whatever. I really enjoyed the last little while with no cell phone. It was... well it was easy, peaceful, and it gave me more time. Really it did.